Hubby is home today after a 3-day trip in Vegas with some friends from work. When's the last time I went on an outing like that?
Oh, never.
But within 5 hours of being home, he asks me:
>>"Baby, you putting on weight?"
>>"Uh, no." Defensively.
Then silence.
Little sh*t. It's a good thing you're doing laundry or I'mma have to knock you out.
